The year 2K10, as viewed through the greasy prism of the Lunch in the
Gump gang, was a year of surprises and reversals of fortune. It was a down year for the economy, gambling, Obama,
Bama and the Bistro but an up year for the GOP, criminal defense lawyers, Auburn and Derk's
Filet and Vine. Join us now for a walk down lunch memory lane for a review of the history of world as revealed in the best posts on Lunch in the
Gump. Like so many fine works of literature, we shall start at the beginning:
We started the year observing that the imitation "spread"
Gecko served at the
Commerce Cafe was not affected by the cold corn muffin. We re-checked the status after Christmas and found no change:
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| The "butter" Gecko sits defiantly atop a corn muffin after a welding torch failed to melt him. |
Despite the foregoing, the Commerce Cafe is still going strong as do most entities with a symbiotic relationship to the
RSA. Unfortunately, two of the six places rated in January are no longer with us: Tokyo and
Cujo's Lunch Express. Their food will not be missed. I may eventually miss that funky smell from the Tokyo dumpster. Was it ground nutria?
The best line in January was: "
Capitol Oyster Bar oozes
Gumpness like an open sore." But the most memorable character making its debut in January was the ubiquitous "Chile
Poblano" of
La Zona Rosa fame. Thankfully, they can be kept at bay with a dull fork.
February brought the 2010 winter
Olympics and the beginning of what appeared to be a year of gambling raids and/or indictments. Here in the
Gump one of our favorites--Hamburger King--won the Burger Luge and India Palace won the silver in Goat Roping. But the visual memory of the 2010 Olympics was the vision of Tommie Smith and John Carlos raising the black power salute on the podium to protest the closing of
Victoryland.
The
Eastbrook Cafe was also raided when its famous
pulleybones were used as part of the "
Pulleybone Method" to determine who would pay the check. We called it a game of skill, the gambling task force called it a lottery. The
pulleybones were saved when cooler heads prevailed after Tojo held John Tyson like a
pulleybone and Tojo told the stormtroopers to leave: "Or else Tojo make wish."
March Madness and
Chile Poblano Day dominated the third month. The Effete Eight included La
Zona Rosa, Cook Ma's, Hamburger King,
Lunde's, Martins, Chop House and newcomer
Sa-
Zas. The Chile
Poblano saw its shadow portending six more weeks of winter.
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| In 2010, the Chile Poblano ("La Zona Rosa Filipe") saw his shadow. |
April was filled with tricks, tragedy and redemption. Our
April Fools Day announcement of the closing of Chris' Hot Dogs brought traffic to a halt as throngs flooded downtown to savor their last Chris' dog and cheeseburger. Thankfully, it was just a
cruel joke that caused the highest of number of hits on the blog in history. The closing of
Hamburger King wasn't a joke, but thankfully it was only temporary. Sadly, we lost ole
curmudgeon Capt'n Pat at the end of the month and could only be consoled with the opening of another season of
Biscuits and Brats at
Riverwalk.
In May, the great recession began losing it's grip on the gang as we saw forays "above the Tojo Line" to "
The House" at the Renaissance and the always excellent
Michael's Table in Z-Red. You might be interested to know that the Fed now uses Lunch in the
Gump to spot trends in the economy. However, to the dismay of many,
LITG foolishly dabbled in politics and endorsed a candidate for public office. It was the Kiss of Death and will not be repeated (unless and until we change our minds).
June brought us a new restaurant and hints of a replacement for Nancy Paterson's Bistro in No-Clo.
Sal's Pizza opened in the Z-Red and has been going strong ever since. With
PBR and outstanding pizzas, the place has been very popular despite its splendid view of drainage ditch at the back of Zelda Place. Whereas Nancy Paterson's was in the process of jumping to a new location--like the
Cornhusker's jumped to the Big-Ten--
rumors of a new restaurant in their old location began to circulate in June. The month ended with one of our own--Reginald
McLucid--having his
car towed from in front of Sa-Zas where he was triple parked.
McLucid was shocked that the law applied to high-priced criminal lawyers. His campaign against the eatery has been relentless ever since.
July hailed the re-opening of the renovated
Marina on Shady Street but may have foretold the beginning of the end for
Bama Bistro on Commerce. As
Bidgood Bob put it: "
Bama Bistro may not make it, but hell, neither did any of the banks or investment firms who used to have palatial offices on this part of Commerce Street." We will miss the Bistro and hope the Marina will hit its stride when the weather improves.
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| Thankfully, Bidgood Bob didn't pull the trigger. |
September brought the beginning of the college football season which was supposed to involve a repeat championship for the Crimson Tide and created a near-
crisis in the Gump when members avoided each other to avoid fraternizing with the enemy. I rose like a Phoenix after my near-death experience and, like Colbert, honored Congress by testifying about the
egg salmonella scare we experienced that month.
One of our most popular blogs ever heralded the opening in October of the
Village Kitchen in No-Clo. Old Mortimer the pig would love the Truffle Fries. But controversy raised its ugly head again with the
indictment of the Blogging 11 (including our own Cornbread Carp) who were accused of selling favorable blog posts for random appetizers. That story will play out in 2011 although at the end of the year, one of the defendants plead guilty and began tuning up to turn on the others. The Carp is in the good hands of Sir. Reginald
McLucid, counselor and expert parking ticket evader.
November saw Auburn continue their narrow escapes while
Bama faltered. It also saw the first Republican legislature in Alabama history and the opening of two new restaurants:
All-City Coney Island Eatery and
Mamma Nems. All-City pleasantly surprised but Mama
Nems was overwhelmed and unprepared. Perhaps in 2011 they will be able to hire a service staff. But, unfortunately, most will remember November for the Cecil Carp controversy. As we all now know,
Reverend Cecil Carp was offering to sell his son's (
Cornbread's) favorable reviews for money. It was more scandal for the Cornbread Carp but eventually Cornbread was cleared by the FBI although many find it hard to believe he did not know what his father was doing behind the scenes.
LITG has disassociated Rev. Carp from participation.
Of course December brought resolution to the
BCS Championship and a Heisman Trophy for Cam Newton. However, more importantly, the
LITG Lunch Bowl Championship Series came down to an epic struggle "between the wedges" of
Filet and Vine and
Shashy's Bakery and Fine Foods. After a two-day cage fight,
Derk's prevailed and was proclaimed our 2010
LBCS Champion. Auburn fans can only hope for such a victory over the Ducks.
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| The shrimp etouffe at Shashy's was very fresh. |
Despite the indictments of many of our friends and a struggling economy, it has been a fun year at
LITG. Although we lost some favorite lunch spots, we have replaced them with some fine new ones. We hope our friends--and the Carp-are either acquitted or sentenced to serve time at the Maxwell CC.
Tojo and I wish to thank all our contributors who work for free to make this the number one blog in the world about eating lunch in Montgomery despite the sparse competition. We look forward to the opening of a deli in Alley Station and other restaurants in 2011 as the economy improves. Most importantly, we wish you a Happy, Prosperous and Sated New Year in 2011.
Stay hungry our friends!
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Happy Holidays from Shadow Pup.
As you can see from the tag on my collar, I predict that Auburn will win the BCS game by a score of 22-19 by a fieldgoal on the last play. |
