Showing posts with label Hank Williams Museum. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Hank Williams Museum. Show all posts

Saturday, January 28, 2012

Conecuh Ridge Brunch at Hank Williams' Grave



My father was friends with Hank Williams after they both dropped out of junior high school. By that I do not mean acquaintances. I mean close friends. Earlobe thumping friends. So close in fact that, fortunately for me, Williams scolded him about dating any girl but (eventually) my mother when they double-dated. They remained friends through the short but brilliant music career that tragically ended in a baby-blue Cadillac convertible January 1, 1953 at 10 a.m. This is written in the context of respect and affection for the man that made it possible for me to be here writing this blog about a visit to his grave on January 1, 2012 at 10 a.m. with the Lunch in the Gump Gang.

In case you did not know, there is a ceremony sponsored by the Hank Williams Museum every New Year's Day at 10 a.m. at the top of the hill in the 'new' or 'annex' part of Oakwood Cemetery. Hank Williams' fans from all over the world attend. It occurs at Hank Williams' grave which sits overlooking north Montgomery immediately beside the graves of the British and French officers and enlisted men who died in Montgomery during WWII trying to learn how to fly planes at Maxwell AFB.

It is a moving service they hold. A brief sermon and then the crowd sings "I saw the light" accompanied by old Gibson guitars strummed by talented musicians.



At the last "amen" our gang pulled cups filled with Conecuh Ridge from under our jackets and slugged them down in unison. It was a nice pairing for the occasion.

You see, our LITG entourage was there not only to pay homage to my father's friend, but to ensure that all of us would have good fortune in 2012. It is a strongly held belief among some members of LITG that having a shot of Bourbon on New Year's Day at Hank Williams' grave will bring you good luck in the new year. For proof you will have to accept anecdotal evidence.

Two years ago one of our member was invited to attend the ceremonies. Like for many of us, it had been for them a bad year, financially and to some extent personally. Having your name in the paper related to a foreclosure notice is never pleasant and rarely ends well. However, he believes the bourbon that burned his throat on Jan. 1, 2010, turned his luck around. There is no doubt that his fortunes have improved since then.

So, this year, we all piled into his SUV at 9:15 a.m. and rode up to Oakwood to see the crowd standing before the grave of a departed country music icon who grew up on Conecuh Ridge in Conecuh County but whom we in the Gump claim as our own. We poured our shots of Conecuh Ridge-Alabama's Official Whiskey-in our shot glasses and somberly joined the multitude. There, after the refrain of "Praise the Lord, I saw the light" rolled over the headstones of 18-23 year-old "only" British sons containing the engraved messages from their parents, we toasted the Gump's own Hank Williams and we wished each other and all of you a prosperous and happy new year for 2012.
It was a brunch in the Gump unique to the Gump.

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

USA Wins Gump Gold!


Tommie Smith and John Carlos protest the closing of Victoryland while on the podium for Cookma's and Davis Cafe. The Aussie from "Outback" has no clue.

This has been an historic Olympic Winter Games for the U.S.A. Record medal counts: speed skating, hockey, nordic, snowboarding, downhill...errr.....ice dancing? Interesting sports: Curling (bowling on ice) and Ski X (greyhounds on snow). New heros: Ohno; Bode, Vonn, White, Mancuso, McGregor ...er...that 6'6" guy with a tub of mousse and black tights with the sequin snake around his neck.... Annywaaay, we had our own competition here in the Gump: The Gump Olympics Roman Numeral I.

It all started 1000 years ago at the shores of Lake Martin when the Gumpawhoo tribe was trapped on the shores at Kow-Liga by the fanatic Spartawa Tribe. It was then that Chief Hankipoo bade young brave Williamasa to send word to the home settlement at Towassa (now the Gump). After running the 26.21875 miles from Kow-Liga to Towassa (and swimming across the Alabama River) young Williamasa gave the news of the battle and collapsed of exhaustion and died at the site of what is now The Hank Williams Museum. The cause of death was actually food poisoning.  Hence the birth of the modern "Tri-Assalon" and modern-day health inspection. It was therefore appropriate that we descendants of the Gumpawhoos and current casino magnates should share our tragic history of restaurant reviews and "BINGO" largesse by handing out solid gold medals to celebrate the cuisines of the world as interpreted by Gump chefs and souse chefs.

It was a close competition for a few hours but it did not take long for "whitey" to take over just like they took all our land in exchange for the right to get even by operating casinos on the useless land they left us. Actually, it wasn't as fair a fight as Horseshoe Bend: There are 100 "American" restaurants in the Metro-Gump area which may or may not include 42 "barbecue" joints, 35 "seafood" places, 28 "southern & soul" restaurants, 19 "steakhouses", 81 "sandwhich/subs" houses; and three donut holes. The next highest "ethnic" cuisines are in this order: Mexican (47); Chinese (34); Italian (11); Japanese (7); Thai (5) and Indian (1)(Guess what it is named...). So actually, it should be no surprise that the final Medal Count was:

U.S.A.: 8
Mexico: 2
Thailand: 2
Italy: 1
India: 1

The big disappointments were the Red Chinese with ZERO hardware out of 34 entrants. When you compare the India 100% medal haul, someone ought to be guarding the border over there in case heads are going to egg roll.

Some of the memorable events included Hamburger King's Gold in the Burger luge and Scott Street Deli's Gold in the Nerf Sandwhich Throw. We were also proud of Cookma's Gold and the Davis Cafe's Silver in the Soul Food Relay. [See photo and links above]  But we Gumpawhoos are partial to our cousins in the real India and we were blown away by the Goat Roping Silver Medal secured by India Palace.

Maybe in four years when the Chinese own everything but our casinos will they be able to compete in the 2014 re-match. By then we may all be speaking Mandarin Chicken.

Originally posted on http://www.lunchinthegump.com/