For two weeks, nobody send Tojo e-mail about Lunch in Gump. Tojo sad. Tojo decide to have Lunch in Gump at Lek's, but Lek's have sign say, "No shoes, no shirt, no service." Bah! Tojo think Lek's discriminate against Japanese wrestler who make living barefoot in kimono and karate-suit bottoms. So then Tojo decide to try Choices Chinese but remember when Shadow Pup smell cousin in freezer. Lucky thing Tojo have good memory, and lucky thing Shadow Pup have good nose. Anyway, Tojo finally try Cool Beans down from old Elite, underneath old Pizitz, across from old Alex Rice and catty-cornered from old Colonial Bank. Right there, yes. Tojo thinking to self... probably have sissy food here; Tojo probably have to stop at KFC after lunch. Tojo wrong about sissy food. Everybody have big plate of food. Tojo ask Nice Owner Lady if bare feet and kimono okay. She say sure, why not? Tojo real happy now. Tojo feel like Tojo belong.
Then Tojo see Mayor of Gump Todd Strange. Tojo brimming with new confidence and walk over to give greeting to Mayor Todd Strange. "What is good to eat for lunch here at the Cool Beans?" Tojo ask Mayor Todd Strange.
"The House Specialty Chicken Chipotle Enchilada is very good to eat for lunch here at the Cool Beans," answer Mayor Todd Strange. A few minutes later Nice Owner Lady bring Tojo House Specialty Chicken Chipotle Enchilada. Tojo eat whole enchilada. Tojo like. Tojo think Mayor Todd Strange very wise Mayor for Gump.
LMAO, "here at the cool beans." Who are you guys?
ReplyDeleteDear owner lady at Cool Beans:
ReplyDeleteThe LITG gang might be persuaded to dine at your cafe to provide a fully sanctioned review. As you are now aware our stamp of approval guarantees your short term success. We would like to know what incentives might be in store for this service? Upon the receipt of such information we'll take an informal poll as to the adequacy of your offer.
Awaiting your kind reply, Reginald
Reginald always look for angle. Tojo like.
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