Legal Notice: No representation is made that the food, services or cleanliness offered by the eatery discussed by LITG are greater than the food, services or cleanliness offered by Montgomery Alabama licensed eateries in general. WARNING: Do not eat anything larger than your head. Eating at Hamburger King or Chris' Hotdogs or similar restaurants more than once a day may result in side-effects such as loss of memory, drowziness, bloating, ruined clothing, or a smell that will not go away. Persons with stomachs crammed full of lunch in the Gump should not operate heavy machinery or attempt important presentations. In rare cases, overeating at restaurants in the Gump may cause a rare form of obesity called Post-Gumpism Syndrome which can lead to wild mood changes and agressive behaviour around condiments. Persons gorging for four or more hours without stopping should seek immediate medical attention and a stomach pump. If you experience a bad experience at a restaurant we recommended you hereby agree that it is not our fault. Your continued viewing of this blog constitutes a waiver of your citizenship and all legal claims you may have ever had at any time about anything, known or unknown, that you (or your estate, agents, servants and employees) might ever have asserted against the Lunch in the Gump Gang, their estates, agents, assigns or pets. Any claims asserted against the posters on this blog must be arbitrated in the courts of the Island of Bermuda.
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