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| Things went "South" quickly...and loosely. |
We Were Guinea Pigs Once....and Young.
(AP--Montgomery) Wikileaks, the international non-profit organization that publishes submissions of private, secret, and classified media from anonymous news sources and news leaks and its pedophile founder Julian Assange, is at it again. Recently, WikiLeaks released excerpts of a Top Secret Report to the LITG Secret Committee (and they know who they are) concerning what appears to be a disastrous raid conducted by the "Elite and Expendable" Gump Guinea Pigs just outside the Gump at Bombay Masala in early January 2011. According to the report, two of the members of C-Company (Cooper Company) of the GGP suffered gastronomical distress following a visit at Bombay Massala in early January barely making it back to the extraction point and then to GGP headquarters. Fortunately, the two commandos appear to have survived and have been declawed and debriefed.
(AP--Montgomery) Wikileaks, the international non-profit organization that publishes submissions of private, secret, and classified media from anonymous news sources and news leaks and its pedophile founder Julian Assange, is at it again. Recently, WikiLeaks released excerpts of a Top Secret Report to the LITG Secret Committee (and they know who they are) concerning what appears to be a disastrous raid conducted by the "Elite and Expendable" Gump Guinea Pigs just outside the Gump at Bombay Masala in early January 2011. According to the report, two of the members of C-Company (Cooper Company) of the GGP suffered gastronomical distress following a visit at Bombay Massala in early January barely making it back to the extraction point and then to GGP headquarters. Fortunately, the two commandos appear to have survived and have been declawed and debriefed.
The existence of the GGP commandos was only recently made public on the LITG blog. It is not clear when LITG intended to release official information concerning the raid. However, the secret report did suggest giving the Bombay Masala luncheon buffet a wide berth and ordering from the menu if avoidance was not available as an option. Indeed, the "Chicken" Vandaloo was suspected for what appeared to be an urgent need for emergency lavatory time by the entire C-Company team. Lavatory visits are referred to as "Posting Up" in the report. What that means is unclear. Perhaps it is some form of secret code.
A classified photo of the GGP commandos was also included in the Wikileaks post. It is believed to show the C-Company and their leader known only as "Squeak." The other members of C-Company were not identified.
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| Top Secret photo of C-Company in happier times... |
Apparently, as if things could not go worse, the GGP commandos experienced transportation/extraction problems that contributed to casualties.
A representative of LITG, Tojo Yamamoto, decried the publication of the secret report by Assange's Wikileaks adding: "Tojo make pretzel of girly man Assange... but he might like. Tojo just fume."
Assange was unavailable for comment.
Assange was unavailable for comment.
Next time try the गिनी सूअर vindaloo....
ReplyDeleteBy the way, in case you are wondering, that is Hindi for Guinea Pig Vindaloo..
ReplyDeleteI actually had to eat my own kind in survival school. Had the runs then too.
ReplyDeleteI had to eat off my own arm to prevent a woman from awakening...but that was not a culinary experience...it was survival...
ReplyDeleteThis is the best food in tha Gump. I would suggest this place to my co-workers as well as anyone else in the city who wants some good Indian food.
ReplyDeleteDon't you other people be hatin on this place when its really good food! You gonna make people be scared to try it. You don't know them like that! Not cool...