Today I took a walk on the wilder side and selected the grilled Tilapia, corn and green beans. My butler fetched me a square of cornbread in honor of the Carp. For some unknown reason, I was granted discounts on every item which totaled $1.17 lowering the total charge, with tax and orange juice, to $7.29. Quite a bargain, I must say. I only had to tender four shares of Synovus Stock and received change!
Some drawbacks: parking is usually difficult and the nearby ER traffic boarders on the seedy side, especially on New Year's Eve. It is rather sad to see the parade of inebriated and foolish injured passing through the double doors a stone's throw away. Will our less fortunate brethren ever stop firing weapons in the air to celebrate the New Year?
Wait a second. Just a moment please. As I write this from my mother's accommodations the nurse has just brought in a tray of food and on the plate was a grilled Tilapia which looked suspiciously like my entree for lunch. I took a bite and sure enough it WAS the same flavor. I have now been informed that I have just written a review of hospital food. Oh my. Does this hurt my credibility??
The best fried catfish "B" has ever had. Sorry, no corn bread.
Cheerio anyway and have a very Happy New Year!!


You should have noted the "bendable straws," a fringe benefit that offsets some of the drawbacks of hospital food.
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