We at LITG think every local bar should have an honest-to-goodness slogan to let patrons know exactly what they're getting into. With that being said:
Pine Bar - Young attorney's gotta have somewhere to drink too!
LeRoy's - Wanna go to a bar in a storage room and order a beer you've never heard of?
Rock Bottom - Looking for somewhere to wear your new Affliction shirt?
1048 - When those 12 steps just didn't take.
Bud's - When you're pretentious enough for Pine Bar, but Daddy hasn't hired you at his law firm yet.
El Rey's - Nothing goes with morning "beer runs" like an $18 burrito!
The Exchange - Winter: God, it's FREEZING out here! Can't wait for summer! Summer: God, it's SWELTERING out here! Can't wait for winter!
Stuckey's - Your weed guy is here.
SandBAR - Too cheap to go out of town but still want to pretend you did?
Sous La Terre - Good LORD, are you still out?!?
The Blue Iguana - When you're too classy to drink in a bowling alley, but too drunk to leave.
Aviator Bar - Because Air Force plebs need assistance from the decor to act cool.
Club Liquids - Because you want to dance like a fool and get applauded for it.
La Jolla - Pretend to be cool, try to forget you're drinking at the mall.
AlleyBAR - We could be cool, but hey, it's Montgomery; why put up the effort?
Head on the Door - Remember us? Not really? Well, we're still here!
The Tipping Point - I know the sun is still out but it's closing time, get the kids.
--Thanks to LITG Facebook stalwarts: Robbie and Erik Poole
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